Sent on 28 July 2005

National Jokes - commercial break (Indian)

Enjoy! Its good to get away from Sardar jokes and go national! and  then ......leave it.
*** Tamil Jokes:***
Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
Comepalakrishnan.
Subramanium Didn't See Me.
Ready....Steady.....PO
Rangamannar Rangarajan.
****Malayalee Jokes:****
What do you call an amazing Malayalee?
What do you call a dashing Malayalee?
Why did the Malayalee cross the road?

Pheno Menon.
Debo Nair.
To join the trade union on the other side.
***Sindhi Jokes:***

Why are a Sindhis nostrils big?
What do you call a god fearing Sindhi?
A Sindhi painter?
A Sindhi chef?
A Sindhi electrician?
A Sindhi milkman?
A Sindhi pest control contractor?
A Sindhi casanova?
A Sindhi fire-engine?
A Sindhi detergent?
A Sindhi postman?
A communist Sindhi?
A fashionable Sindhi?
A heroic Sindhi soldier?
A forgetful Sindhi?
A fat Sindhi?
A downtrodden Sindhi?
A corrupt Sindhi?
A Sindhi fly?
A Sindhi who falls from the 1st floor?
A Sindhi who falls from the 10th floor?
A Sindhi who falls from the 25th floor?

Because air is free.
Bhagwandas Godwani.
Sadarangani.
Papadmull Kukreja.
Voltram Bijlani.
Gopal Dudeja.
Khatmull Marwani.
Prem Kissinchandani.
Bhambhani.
Neelam Rin-dani.
Mailwani.
Karl Lal-wani.
Jogio Armani or Primlani.
Hiroo Sipahimalani.
Bhulo Bhulchandani.
Hathiramani
Nichani
Chaipani
Makhija.
Thad-ani.
Kriplani.
Mar-jani.

Why does the Gujju go to London?
Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered tea?
What is a Gujju picnic called?
Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
What did the Gujju! mean when he said,
" Maro dikro STATES ma gayon?"
Maro dikro Dubai gayo?
Which programs do gujjus love to watch on tv?
What do you call a knee less gujju ?
To see his Big Ben.
Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it.
A snake in the grass.
Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'

His son failed in statistics.
My son drowned.
Be-watch (Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)
Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less)
An outlawed Bengali?
An enlightened Bengali?
Bengali who works?
A stupid Bengali girl?
A Bengali marriage?
A mad Bengali?
A dark Bengali who lives in a cave?
A Bengali mobster?
Kanoon Banerjee.
Jyoti Basu.
A work of fiction.
Balika Buddhu.
Bedding
In Sen.
Kalidas Guha.
Robin Ganguli

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